Emails, posts & banners
15 emails (each with three subject lines to choose from), 5 social posts and a video description. Replace [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] and every [YOUR TAKE] or other bracketed note with your own words. Keep the disclosure lines. Only send the cart-close emails if the deadline is real. Swipes work best when they sound like you.
Teaser (1–2 days before launch)
- Heads up: Commission Goblin opens Wed, Nov 18, 2026
- Something worth watching this week: Commission Goblin
- Commission Goblin — a quick preview
Hi [FIRST NAME], Quick heads-up about a new software tool I'm looking at: Commission Goblin. In one line: It is the AI-assisted launch crew for JVZoo & WarriorPlus affiliates: launch scorecards, approval requests, review & bonus pages, launch emails, video scripts, social posts and compliance checks. It opens on Wed, Nov 18, 2026 at 10:00 AM CT. I'm going through it now so I can tell you honestly who it's for — and who should skip it. [YOUR TAKE: one sentence on why it caught your eye] More soon, [YOUR NAME]
Doors open
- Commission Goblin is live
- Now open: Commission Goblin ($17)
- Commission Goblin just launched — here is what it does
Hi [FIRST NAME], Commission Goblin is now open: 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] It is the AI-assisted launch crew for JVZoo & WarriorPlus affiliates: launch scorecards, approval requests, review & bonus pages, launch emails, video scripts, social posts and compliance checks. What stood out to me: • Scores a launch and estimates EPC before you commit your list • Builds your review & bonus page and a 10-email launch sequence • Checks every page, email and post for compliance problems It's $17 one time during the launch (it goes up to $27 on Wed, Nov 25 at 10:59 PM CT). There are optional upgrades — you don't need them to use the main product. There's a 30-day money-back guarantee. [YOUR BONUS: describe the bonus you add, if any] [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Honest review angle
- My honest take on Commission Goblin
- Commission Goblin: what I liked (and what I didn’t)
- Should you get Commission Goblin?
Hi [FIRST NAME], I've had a proper look at Commission Goblin. Here's my honest take. What I liked: • [YOUR TAKE: the best thing about it] • [YOUR TAKE: a second strength] What could be better: • [YOUR TAKE: one honest limitation] Who it's for: affiliates who promote JVZoo and WarriorPlus launches. Who should skip it: [YOUR TAKE: who it is not for]. If it sounds like a fit: 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Questions answered
- Commission Goblin: your questions answered
- Do you need the Commission Goblin upgrades?
- A few quick answers about Commission Goblin
Hi [FIRST NAME], A few questions came in about Commission Goblin, so here are straight answers: Is it a monthly fee? No — $17 one time for the main product. Do I need the upgrades? No. They add extras for people who want them; the main product works on its own. What if it's not for me? There's a 30-day money-back guarantee from Kirby Digital Ltd. Will it make me money? Nobody can honestly promise that. It's a tool — what you get out of it depends on how you use it. 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Upgrades explained (all of them)
- Do you need the Commission Goblin upgrades? Honest answer
- The Commission Goblin upsells, explained in plain English
- Commission Goblin: which upgrade (if any) is worth it?
Hi [FIRST NAME], After you buy Commission Goblin you will be offered some optional upgrades. Here is what each one is, so you can decide calmly. • PRO ($37): more page themes, comparison pages, the Headline Lab, an SEO kit and extra emails. Worth a look if you already build review pages regularly. • PRO Lite ($27): a smaller option, shown only if you pass on PRO: the extra themes, the Headline Lab and extra emails. • DFY List Builder ($47): rebrandable lead magnets, opt-in pages and a welcome email sequence, for people who want to start or grow a list. • Vendor Launch Kit ($67): only for people who want to launch a product of their own. It includes a reseller license with limits. The main product works fully without any of them, and the same 30-day money-back guarantee covers each one. [YOUR TAKE: which one you would pick, and why. Or say you would skip them all.] 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Upgrade 1: PRO
- Is Commission Goblin PRO worth $37?
- Commission Goblin PRO: who it is for (and who should skip it)
- PRO or not? My notes on Commission Goblin
Hi [FIRST NAME],
A few people asked about the PRO upgrade for Commission Goblin, so here is a plain answer.
What PRO adds ($37, one time):
• 8 more page themes (12 in total)
• Comparison pages ("X vs Y")
• The Headline Lab
• An SEO kit
• 15 extra launch emails
• 10 more guides you may give away
It is worth considering if you publish review pages often and want more themes and email options. If you are just starting, the front end ($17) is enough to get going, and you can add PRO later.
[YOUR TAKE: your honest view of who should buy it]
👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK]
[YOUR NAME]
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I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.Upgrade 2: DFY List Builder
- Building a list with Commission Goblin: the List Builder upgrade
- Do you need the Commission Goblin List Builder?
- The Commission Goblin List Builder, explained
Hi [FIRST NAME], One of the optional upgrades for Commission Goblin is the DFY List Builder ($47). What you get: • Five lead magnets you can put your own name on • An opt-in page and thank-you page builder that works with most email tools • A 15-email welcome sequence written for you Who it suits: someone who has no list yet, or who wants a simple way to start one. Who can skip it: anyone who already has a list and a welcome sequence. You can use Commission Goblin without it. If you decide to add it later, the guarantee still applies (30 days). [YOUR TAKE: why a list matters to you] 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Upgrade 3: Vendor Launch Kit (with the reseller limits)
- The Commission Goblin Vendor Launch Kit: read the limits first
- Thinking of launching your own product? (Commission Goblin)
- Commission Goblin Vendor Launch Kit: what the reseller license really allows
Hi [FIRST NAME], This one is only for a particular kind of person: someone who wants to launch a product of their own. It is the Vendor Launch Kit ($67) for Commission Goblin. What it includes: Vendor Studio (funnel and profit planner, dated launch timeline, page generator, swipes), three guides, vendor agent skills and a reseller license. Please read the reseller limits before you buy, because people get this wrong: • You may resell the Starter edition only, at $17 or more, through your own checkout or a private listing • You may not bundle it, give it away, rebrand it or sell the upgrades • You support your own buyers and handle their refunds If that is what you want, it is a useful starting kit. If not, skip it: Commission Goblin works completely without it. 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
The bundle (only if you want to recommend it)
- The Commission Goblin bundle: is it worth it?
- Commission Goblin: everything in one purchase
- Bundle or front end? My honest take on Commission Goblin
Hi [FIRST NAME], There are two ways to buy Commission Goblin: the front end on its own ($17), or the bundle ($127) that includes every upgrade: PRO, the List Builder and the Vendor Launch Kit. Bought separately, those add up to $168 at launch prices, so the bundle costs less than buying each one. My honest advice: if you only want the main tool, start with the front end. Choose the bundle only if you know you will use the upgrades, especially the Vendor Launch Kit, which most people will not need. [YOUR TAKE: which one you chose, and why] Both are covered by the 30-day money-back guarantee. 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Announce your own bonus
- My bonus if you get Commission Goblin through my link
- Commission Goblin + my bonus: here is what you get
- A bonus to go with Commission Goblin
Hi [FIRST NAME], If you decide to get Commission Goblin, here is the bonus I am adding when you buy through my link: 🎁 [YOUR BONUS 1: what it is, and how it helps with Commission Goblin] 🎁 [YOUR BONUS 2, if you have one] Only offer bonuses you have written or have the right to give away, and that you will really deliver. Say how and when it arrives. How to get it: buy through my link, then follow the claim steps in my next email. [YOUR DELIVERY METHOD: for example the bonus feature on JVZoo, or "reply with your receipt"] 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Bonus claim steps (after purchase)
- How to claim your Commission Goblin bonus
- Where is my Commission Goblin bonus?
- Your Commission Goblin bonus: 3 quick steps
Hi [FIRST NAME], Thank you for getting Commission Goblin through my link. Here is how to collect your bonus: 1. Check that you bought through my link: [YOUR LINK] 2. [YOUR DELIVERY STEP: where the bonus appears, or the address to send your receipt to] 3. If anything is missing, reply to this email and I will sort it out. Questions about Commission Goblin itself go to Kirby Digital Ltd's support, who handle access and refunds. [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Cart close: 24 hours left (only if the deadline is real)
- 24 hours left: Commission Goblin
- Commission Goblin: launch price ends Wed, Nov 25 at 10:59 PM CT
- Tomorrow the Commission Goblin price changes
Hi [FIRST NAME], A quick heads-up: the Commission Goblin launch price ($17) ends Wed, Nov 25 at 10:59 PM CT, and the price then rises to $27. That is about 24 hours from now. If you have been thinking about it: it is covered by a 30-day money-back guarantee, so you can try it properly. 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] If it is not for you, no problem at all. [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Cart close: final hours (only if the deadline is real)
- Final hours: Commission Goblin
- Last reminder: Commission Goblin at $17
- Commission Goblin closes tonight
Hi [FIRST NAME], Last note from me about Commission Goblin: the launch price ends Wed, Nov 25 at 10:59 PM CT. In one line: the AI-assisted launch crew for JVZoo & WarriorPlus affiliates. If it fits what you do: [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] If not, thank you for reading. I will be back to normal emails after this. [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Last call (only if the price really changes)
- Launch price ends Wed, Nov 25 at 10:59 PM CT
- Last reminder about Commission Goblin
- Closing the loop on Commission Goblin
Hi [FIRST NAME], Quick reminder: the Commission Goblin launch price ($17) ends Wed, Nov 25 at 10:59 PM CT, when it goes up to $27. If you've been on the fence: it's covered by a 30-day money-back guarantee, so you can try it properly. 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] If it's not for you, no problem at all — back to normal emails tomorrow. [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
After the launch: thank you
- Thank you (Commission Goblin wrap-up)
- Commission Goblin is over on my side: what is next
- A quick thank you
Hi [FIRST NAME], The Commission Goblin launch has wrapped up, so I will stop emailing about it. If you bought through my link, thank you, and reply any time if you need a hand getting started. If you passed, that is completely fine. Back to normal emails from here. [YOUR NAME] — I earn a commission if you buy through my link, at no extra cost to you.
Short social post
Ad — affiliate link. Just tried Commission Goblin: the AI-assisted launch crew for JVZoo & WarriorPlus affiliates. [YOUR TAKE: one real benefit + one limitation] $17 one time during launch, 30-day guarantee. Details 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK]
Mini thread
1/ Commission Goblin launched on Wed, Nov 18, 2026. Here's what it actually does (ad — affiliate link at the end) 🧵 2/ It is the AI-assisted launch crew for JVZoo & WarriorPlus affiliates: launch scorecards, approval requests, review & bonus pages, launch emails, video scripts, social posts and compliance checks. 3/ What stood out: → Scores a launch and estimates EPC before you commit your list → Builds your review & bonus page and a 10-email launch sequence → Checks every page, email and post for compliance problems 4/ Who it's NOT for: [YOUR TAKE] 5/ Link (affiliate): [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK]
Social post: the safety angle
Ad, affiliate link. If you promote launches, the risky part is the wording. Commission Goblin checks your page, emails and posts for income claims, fake urgency and missing disclosures before you publish. [YOUR TAKE: one line from your own use] $17 one time during launch, no monthly fee, 30-day guarantee. 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK]
Social post: who it is not for
Ad, affiliate link. Who should skip Commission Goblin: anyone who wants push-button results or does not want to edit drafts in their own words. It saves time on the repetitive parts of promoting launches; it does not find traffic for you. Details 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK]
Social post: your bonus
Ad, affiliate link. Getting Commission Goblin through my link? I am adding [YOUR BONUS: what it is]. Claim steps are on my page. 👉 [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK]
YouTube description block
Commission Goblin review — the AI-assisted launch crew for JVZoo & WarriorPlus affiliates. 👉 Commission Goblin: [YOUR AFFILIATE LINK] (affiliate link — I earn a commission at no extra cost to you) In this video: 00:00 What Commission Goblin is 01:00 Demo 05:00 Pros & cons 07:00 Pricing & upgrades 08:30 Who should (and shouldn't) buy it Not financial advice. Results vary — your results depend on your effort and audience.
Three designs, three sizes
Right-click and save, or use the download links (PNG for most uses, SVG if you need to resize). Link them to your affiliate link. Add “ad” or “affiliate link” next to them where your platform requires it.
Design A: Dark
Design B: Light
Design C: Teal
Screenshot pack
42 screens from the app and its upgrades, running made-up sample data. Say they are sample screens, never present them as results, and keep your disclosure with them.









