Promote launches without risking your account
Commission Goblin scores each launch, checks your page, emails and posts against built-in marketplace and FTC-style rules, and runs on your own computer with no subscription. Then it builds your review & bonus page, emails, video script and social posts in about 30 minutes.
- One-time price
- No monthly fees
- Works offline — no AI account needed
- 30-day money-back guarantee
What puts an affiliate account at risk
Refunds and complaints are what cost affiliates their payouts and their standing, and the claims in a promotion are what cause them. Here is what is publicly known, and what the Goblin does about it.
Payout speed follows your refund rate
JVZoo sets each affiliate to a level, from Diamond (paid every 3 days, refund rate under 5%) down to Bronze (every 21 days). The levels include refund-rate limits, so refunds slow your money.
Source: JVZoo affiliate levelsVendors are scored on refunds and disputes
JVZoo publishes targets for sellers (refunds under 15%, disputes under 0.75%) that affect marketplace visibility. Vendors with high refunds can lose reach, and so can the launches you promote.
Source: JVZoo Seller HealthRegulators fine misleading promotion
Civil penalties for breaking an FTC rule or order can reach $53,088 per violation (the 2025 inflation-adjusted figure; check the current amount).
Source: 16 CFR 1.98Scores the launch before you commit
The Scout walks you through ten weighted factors that you rate, including vendor track record, refund risk and compliance, then gives a clear promote, test or skip signal and an EPC estimate from the real funnel.
Checks your copy before you publish
The Referee sweeps your page, every email, the video script and each social post for income claims, fake urgency, get-rich wording and missing disclosures, and shows why and what to say instead. The rules are built from FTC endorsement guidance and common marketplace rules. It is a safety net, not legal advice.
Lives on your computer, not a subscription
One file you own, one payment, no monthly fee. Your launches and pages stay in your browser, so nobody can switch your tools off, raise the price or read your plans.
Figures are as published by JVZoo and the FTC when this page was built. Marketplace and legal rules change, so check the current terms. Commission Goblin supports your judgement, it does not replace it.
Launches move fast. The work doesn’t.
Every launch comes with the same to-do list. Done by hand, it is most of a day — so most affiliates skip launches or rush them, and rushed promotions convert poorly and get flagged.
- Find a launch worth promoting
- Write an approval request
- Build a review page and a bonus page
- Write a week of launch emails
- Script and record a review video
- Post on social without sounding like spam
- Create tracked links for every channel
- Check everything for compliance
- Track what actually made money
Commission Goblin gives every one of those jobs to a specialist — so you spend your time on the part that matters: an honest recommendation in your own words.
Twelve specialists. One launch routine.
Each crew member is a module in the app — and an AI agent skill you can use in Claude, ChatGPT and Gemini.
Captain
Mission controlTells you what to do today for every launch — so nothing slips through the cracks.
Briefing
Launch briefPaste a JV page and the product facts fill themselves in. Every crew member works from them.
Scout
Scorecard & EPCScores a launch on 10 weighted factors and estimates earnings per click before you commit your list.
Diplomat
Approval requestsWrites the approval request vendors say yes to — in six styles — plus the follow-up.
Architect
Review & bonus pagesBuilds a review page, bonus page and delivery page you own — mobile-ready, publish free in minutes.
Wordsmith
Launch emailsWrites a 10-email launch sequence with subject lines and send times matched to the launch.
Director
Video scriptsScripts your review video with chapters, title, description and tags — plus a built-in teleprompter.
Broadcaster
Social postsPlatform-ready posts for Facebook, X, LinkedIn, Threads, Instagram, Reddit, Pinterest and Telegram.
Referee
Compliance checkFlags income claims, fake urgency and missing disclosures across every page, email and post.
Navigator
Tracking linksCreates a tracked link per channel and pretty redirect links, so you know what actually works.
Accountant
Results ledgerLogs clicks, sales and commissions and shows your real EPC by channel and by launch.
Quartermaster
Bonus vault10 bonus guides you may give away, your own bonuses, and a cover generator that makes them look the part.
From JV page to publish-ready in three steps
Paste the JV page
Copy the vendor’s JV page and paste it in. The Briefing fills in the product, dates, prices, upgrades and features.
The crew builds it
Scorecard, approval request, review & bonus page, 10 emails, video script and social posts — written from the same facts.
Check, publish, promote
The Referee checks compliance, you edit anything in your own words, publish your page free and send.
Build a review page in your browser
Pick a sample launch and a theme. Your browser builds the page with Commission Goblin’s own page engine, right here: no signup, nothing is uploaded. The three products are made up; this is the Starter edition only.
The live demo needs JavaScript. The screenshots below show the same screens.
Try the Referee
Type or paste a line of promotion copy. The Referee flags risky wording with the reason and a safer way to say it. The example is deliberately bad.
Sample data only. The full app also writes your emails, video script and social posts, and checks all of them.
Real screens from the real app
Every screenshot below is Commission Goblin running a sample launch — nothing mocked up. Product names and numbers are sample data, not real results.
Paste the JV page, get the facts
The Briefing reads the vendor’s JV page and fills in the product, dates, prices, upgrades and features. Every other crew member works from this one brief, so your page, emails and posts agree with each other.
- Product, price and upgrades filled in
- Launch and cart-close dates for your calendar
- Edit anything it gets wrong
Know if a launch is worth your list
Rate a launch on ten weighted factors — audience fit, product quality, vendor track record, funnel, refunds, compliance — and get a clear decision: promote hard, promote, test lightly or skip.
- EPC estimate from the real funnel
- Take rates you can adjust
- Compare launches side by side
Get approved faster
Vendors approve affiliates who look prepared. The Diplomat writes a specific, honest approval request in six styles — list owner, YouTuber, blogger, social, paid traffic or beginner — with a short version and a polite follow-up.
- Six proven request styles
- Uses your real audience and results
- Follow-up written for you
Review & bonus pages you own
A complete review page — verdict, features, pros and cons, upgrades explained, bonus stack, how to claim, FAQ — plus a bonus delivery page. Pick a theme, check the phone preview, and download a site ZIP you can publish free on Netlify or Cloudflare Pages.
- Four themes, live desktop/tablet/phone preview
- Real countdowns only — to dates you set
- Bonus delivery page included
A week of launch emails in one click
Teaser, doors open, honest review, bonus stack, story, demo, FAQ, “is it for you?”, deadline and last call — ten plain-text emails with subject-line options and send times matched to the launch.
- Subject-line options for every email
- Your autoresponder’s merge tag
- Export TXT, Markdown, CSV or HTML
Review videos without the blank page
A spoken review script with chapters, title options, description, tags and a pinned comment — and a teleprompter that scrolls the script while you record.
- Chapters with timestamps
- Spoken and written disclosures
- Built-in teleprompter
Social posts that do not read like spam
Platform-ready posts for Facebook, X, LinkedIn, Threads, Instagram, Reddit, Pinterest and Telegram, with character counts, your disclosure built in and a compliance check one click away.
- Eight platforms, one brief
- Disclosure included in every post
- New variations whenever you want them
Compliance before you hit publish
One click sweeps your page, every email, the video script and every post for income claims, fake urgency, hype words and missing disclosures — with the reason and a better way to say it.
- High / medium / low severity
- Disclosure generator for every format
- Safer rewrites with AI (optional)
A tracked link for every channel
Create a tracked link per channel and pretty redirect links you can publish, so the numbers you log later say where your clicks and sales came from.
- JVZoo and WarriorPlus tracking formats
- Redirect links you can publish
- Separate codes for email, video and social
Know what actually made money
Log clicks, sales and refunds from your marketplace stats and see your real EPC by channel and by launch. The numbers in this screenshot are sample data from the built-in sample launch.
- Real EPC by channel and by launch
- Refunds logged next to sales
- Export to CSV
10 bonuses you are allowed to give away
Ten practical guides with giveaway rights — add them to any bonus page in one click. Add your own bonuses too; the cover generator makes them look professional.
- Giveaway rights included
- Hosted download links
- Cover generator (PNG and SVG)
A coach inside the app
Twenty short lessons take you from your first launch to a repeatable routine: finding launches, getting approved, publishing in two minutes, delivering bonuses and loading emails into your autoresponder.
- Starts with the 30-minute promo method
- Short lessons you can read between tasks
- Works offline like the rest of the app
A 7-day promotion with Commission Goblin
A suggested rhythm for one launch: each day has one job, and one crew member to do it with. Shift it to fit your launch dates. It is a routine, not a promise of results.
- Day 1Scout + DiplomatScore the launch, then send a specific approval request.
- Day 2ArchitectBuild your review and bonus page. Publish it free.
- Day 3Wordsmith + DirectorGenerate your emails and the review video script.
- Day 4Broadcaster + NavigatorWrite the social posts and make a tracked link per channel.
- Day 5RefereeCheck every asset for compliance, then fix what it flags.
- Launch dayCaptainSend, post and follow the day’s checklist.
- Cart closeAccountantSend the real deadline reminder, then log clicks, sales and refunds.
Four page themes, mobile-first
Every theme includes the review, bonus stack, how-to-claim and FAQ sections — and a bonus delivery page. Publish free on Netlify or Cloudflare Pages.
No AI subscription required
Use the built-in templates, the free tier of the AI you already like, or your own API key. Your launches and keys stay in your browser.
Built-in templates
Works offline, instantly, with no account. Every module writes from your launch brief.
Free · offlineCopy-paste prompts
One click copies a ready prompt for ChatGPT, Claude or Gemini — free tiers work. Paste the answer back in.
Free AI tiersYour own API key
Connect Anthropic, OpenAI, Gemini or OpenRouter for one-click AI. Your key stays in your browser.
OptionalWorks even if we disappear
Many launch tools are cloud apps that stop working when the vendor does. This one is built the other way round.
One file
The app is a single HTML file you download. Double-click it and it opens in your browser.
No login, no server
There is no account and no server of ours in the loop. Everything except the optional AI calls works with no internet connection.
Export everything
Settings, Backup and data exports your whole workspace as one file, and each launch exports on its own. Pages download as a ready-to-publish site ZIP, emails as TXT, Markdown, CSV or HTML.
Your data stays with you
Launches, pages and settings are saved in your own browser on your own device. We never receive them.
Honest limits: data lives in the browser you use, so export a backup now and then. Optional AI features call the provider you choose and need the internet.
What the Goblin refuses to build
Some features would sell more copies and put your account at risk. These are not in the app, and they are not coming.
- Fake countdown timers
Countdowns in the pages it builds only count down to a date you enter, and the price on this very page only changes on the real dates.
- A testimonial generator
It does not write or invent reviews, quotes or results. Fake testimonials are banned on JVZoo and WarriorPlus and by the FTC.
- Scraped data
It does not scrape marketplaces or other sites. You paste in the JV page you already have access to.
- Income promises
EPC figures are estimates you can adjust, labelled as illustrations. The Referee flags earnings claims in your own copy.
10 bonus guides you may give away
Practical guides with giveaway rights — add them to your bonus pages or give them to your audience.
One purchase. Everything included.
Commission Goblin Studio
The complete app: all 12 crew members, 4 page themes, launch emails, video and social generators, compliance referee, link tracker and results ledger.
10 bonus guides with giveaway rights
Launch Picker Playbook, Approval Magnet, Bonus Stack Blueprint, 101 Launch Subject Lines, Disclosure Cheat Sheet and five more — ready for your bonus pages.
12 AI agent skills
The crew as skills for Claude (claude.ai and Claude Code) and as instructions for ChatGPT custom GPTs and Gemini Gems.
Quick Start Guide + 20-lesson Academy
The 30-minute promotion method, step by step — from finding launches to publishing your page and tracking results.
Free updates to version 1.x
Improvements and fixes to the version you buy, for as long as version 1 is maintained.
Is Commission Goblin right for you?
It is for you if…
- You promote WarriorPlus or JVZoo launches — or want to start
- You have (or are building) a list, channel, page or blog
- You want a repeatable routine instead of starting from scratch every launch
- You care about honest, compliant promotions that protect your audience
It is not for you if…
- You expect results without doing any work: no tool can honestly promise that
- You do not want to review or personalise what you publish
- You plan to spam, use fake scarcity or make income claims
- You need a hosted website builder with logins and teams
Doors open Wed, Nov 18Start your next launch today
Commission Goblin
One-time payment · no monthly fees · launch price until Wed, Nov 25 at 10:59 PM CT
- The complete Studio app (12 crew members)
- 10 giveaway-rights bonus guides
- 12 AI agent skills
- Quick Start Guide + 20-lesson Academy
- 30-day money-back guarantee
🔒 Secure checkout via JVZoo · instant access
The complete bundle
Commission Goblin plus every upgrade in one purchase: PRO, the DFY List Builder and the Vendor Launch Kit with reseller license.
Separately $168 at launch prices.
- Everything in Commission Goblin
- PRO: 12 themes, comparison pages, Headline Lab, SEO kit, 25 emails
- DFY List Builder: lead magnets, opt-in pages, welcome sequence
- Vendor Launch Kit + reseller license
Try it on your next launch
Use Commission Goblin for 30 days. If it is not right for you, email helpme@commissiongoblin.com for a full refund. The same guarantee covers every upgrade in this offer.
Questions, answered honestly
Is this just another shiny object?
Fair question. It does one job: it speeds up and tidies the work of promoting JVZoo and WarriorPlus launches (scoring a launch, the approval request, a review and bonus page, emails, a video script, social posts, tracked links and a compliance check). It will not find you traffic or build you a business, and if you never promote launches you do not need it. There is nothing new to log in to: it is one file on your computer, and the 30-day money-back guarantee covers you if it is not for you.
Any monthly costs or API keys?
No monthly fee and no API key is needed. Every crew member works with the built-in templates, for free, offline. AI is optional: you can copy a ready prompt into a free AI chat, or paste your own API key from a provider you choose. In that case the provider bills you directly for what you use (typically small amounts), and we are not paid anything from it.
Will vendors approve me?
Nobody can promise that: the vendor decides, and many look at your audience and past results. What the Diplomat does is help you send a specific, honest request that shows you are prepared, in the style that suits your traffic, plus a polite follow-up. Treat it as a better first impression, not a guarantee.
I have no email list. Is it still useful?
Yes. The review and bonus pages, video scripts, social posts, tracked links and compliance checks do not need a list. The 10 launch emails are most useful if you have a list or an email tool, and building one is covered by the optional List Builder upgrade, which you never have to buy.
Is this a monthly subscription?
No. Commission Goblin is a one-time purchase. The built-in templates work without any AI account. If you choose to connect your own AI API key, that provider bills you directly for what you use.
Do I need ChatGPT, Claude or another AI account?
No. Every crew member works offline with built-in templates. If you have a free ChatGPT, Claude or Gemini account, one click copies a ready prompt for even more tailored copy. Connecting an API key is optional.
Does it work on Mac, Windows and Chromebook?
Yes. Commission Goblin Studio is a single file that opens in any modern browser (Chrome, Edge, Firefox, Safari, Brave). There is nothing to install.
Where is my data stored?
In your own browser, on your own device. We never receive your launches, pages or keys. Export a backup file any time from Settings.
Do I need a website?
No. The Architect exports your review and bonus pages as a small folder you can publish free on Netlify Drop or Cloudflare Pages in about two minutes — or upload to any host you already use.
Does it work for ClickBank, Digistore24 or other networks?
Yes. It is built around WarriorPlus and JVZoo launches, but the pages, emails, scripts, posts and compliance checks work for any affiliate product.
Will this make me money?
We cannot promise that, and nobody honestly can. Commission Goblin saves you hours per launch and helps you promote better and more compliantly. Results depend on your audience, the products you choose and your effort.
Are the upgrades required?
No. Commission Goblin works completely on its own. After purchase you will see optional upgrades (PRO, the DFY List Builder and the Vendor Launch Kit) — each adds something specific, and you can say no thanks to all of them.
Can I give the bonus guides away?
Yes — the 10 included guides come with giveaway rights: add them to your bonus pages or give them to your audience. You may not sell them or claim you wrote them.
What if it is not right for me?
You are covered by a 30-day money-back guarantee on every product in this offer. Email helpme@commissiongoblin.com and you will be refunded.
Your next launch could take 30 minutes
Twelve specialists, one routine, honest promotions — for a one-time $17.